Jickey Fenster

Jickey Fenster has had better days. He's now working at Tanger Mall in the Off 5th store. Go figure.

Licky Splitmunster

Licky Splitmunster woke up today and thought to himself he really needed a donut.

Foody Fussmuster

Foody Fussmuster isn't as harmful as he seems but he does drool when watching a movie. He can be found working at the local deli. He makes a very good sandwich. Just make sure that writes down your order and grab the finished product before he eats it.

Hoo M. Eye

Hoo M. Eye works at 7/11. He makes a mean Slurpee, but surprise, he hates them. The last brain freeze he had lasted two years. He's not that happy.

Marcie Jones

Marci Jones seems like a monster but is very sweet unless you cross her then she'll bite your head off. She's serving 25 to life upstate for being not so sweet one day last year.

Harry Bug

Harry Bug is working at the local amusement park to pay off fixing that gap in his smile. He's very upset about it so please don't mention it when you run into him. He loves to munch on rain soaked ants and enjoys dancing in the moonlight. He's looking for a partner so he can enter a Ballroom Dance competition. 

Ozzie Venter Gigglepuss

Ozzie Venter Gigglepuss is not a happy camper. He worries too much and then his little remaining hair falls out. His dream is to own his own hotel where he would have a constant supply of guests to dine on.

Zarpy Narcaster

Zarpy Narcaster wants to be a work for the IRS. Seems like he might need a talking to.

Randell Jones

Randell Jones works at an ice cream store. Funny, he is lactose intolerant.

Whipple Poo Pete

Whipple Poo Pete is a delightful little guy. He's no bigger than a dust bunny from under your bed. He lives down there and is the main reason you are missing a certain sock. He eats them so there is no use saving the other sock. Just throw it away or give it to Whipple Poo Pete.

Harry Zisk

Harry Zisk lives down the Jersey Shore under the Boardwalk somewhere between Ocean Grove and Asbury Park. He loves to eat hot dogs with peanut butter. He's trying to quick smoking.

Pinky Pinkster

Pinky Pinkster operates the Bumper Car ride at Seaside Heights. Stop by and say hello but not before he's had his morning coffee.

Walter Ratherbone Kipperbeak

Walter Ratherbone Kipperbeak lives in a garbage bag out back. He is trying to get a job working at Disney World but we don't think that is going to work out for him.

John "Bobby" Jones

John "Bobby" Jones from all appearances is very happy. He works as the night guard in a local Walmark. He favorite food is chicken... usually with the feather attached.

Fuzzy Boy Banjo Jones

Fuzzy Boy Banjo Jones lives under my deck in Southampton, NY. He helps keep the local raccoon population at check. I don't know what he does with them and I don't want to.

Shawn Piddlepoop

Shawn Piddlepoop loves to smell feet so you'd think he would work at a shoe store. He doesn't. Go figure. He works in a Juice Bar but was found putting bugs into customers' orders. Yuck.

Mickey Stompanoodle

Mickey Stompanoodle is a hit man for the mob in Florida and sometimes works as a barber in Disney World. 

Roger Moo Moo Mau Mau

Roger Moo Moo Mau Mau wanders the back woods of Manorville eating ticks. He works as an office manager at an undisclosed company.

Roger Deemiter

Roger Deemiter loves to freeze birds on a stick and eat them in the summer sun.

Andy Boocarent

Andy Boocarent works in a clothing store on Main Street. His favorite time of day is sunset when he hunts for lost squirrels. You do not want to know what he does with them. But if you have to ask, he plays high stakes poker with them in Atlantic City.