Friday, March 8, 2013

Pinky Dewdoodle



Pinky Dewdoodle

Pinky loves to love...he smothers you to death. Enough said.


Thursday, March 7, 2013

Nickey Harkbruckner




Nickey Harkbruckner

Film producer, fisherman, and all around moron. Not too bright, his feet smell, and so does his breath. He doesn't have many friends.

His most recent film was the much derided "Smell the Dead Roses." Even so, he loaded and considered a good catch.

Wednesday, March 6, 2013

Gimpy Dill Parkerstern



Gimpy Dill Parkerstern

Gimpy loves to shop, is a great mind reader, and can time travel.

Madison Muckrucker




Madison Muckrucker

Madison is blue, but not defeated. He loves to sing and dance. He enjoys playing cards but has trouble with it on account of having no hands.

Stinky Funkmuster



Stinky Funkmuster

He is very friendly but don't cross him or he'll eat you whole.

Monday, March 4, 2013

Angelo Gardenerbaumberg Fauntlarow




Angelo Gardenerbaumberg Fauntlarow

Angelo is a fine fellow. He loves to Play golf with... Meatballs.
He also dines on bugs and pasta dipped in car oil.

Sunday, March 3, 2013

Derkry Van Pooplelove


Derkry Van Pooplelove

  

Derkey was fairly nice until he won the lottery in Kansas. He loves too cook, but mostly humans, so it is not advised to accept any dinner invitations.