Tuesday, August 27, 2013

Jickey Fenster

Jickey Fenster has had better days. He's now working at Tanger Mall in the Off 5th store. Go figure.

Saturday, July 13, 2013

Licky Splitmunster

Licky Splitmunster woke up today and thought to himself he really needed a donut.

Monday, June 24, 2013

Foody Fussmuster

Foody Fussmuster isn't as harmful as he seems but he does drool when watching a movie. He can be found working at the local deli. He makes a very good sandwich. Just make sure that writes down your order and grab the finished product before he eats it.

Wednesday, June 19, 2013

Hoo M. Eye

Hoo M. Eye works at 7/11. He makes a mean Slurpee, but surprise, he hates them. The last brain freeze he had lasted two years. He's not that happy.

Monday, June 17, 2013

Marcie Jones

Marci Jones seems like a monster but is very sweet unless you cross her then she'll bite your head off. She's serving 25 to life upstate for being not so sweet one day last year.

Friday, June 14, 2013

Harry Bug

Harry Bug is working at the local amusement park to pay off fixing that gap in his smile. He's very upset about it so please don't mention it when you run into him. He loves to munch on rain soaked ants and enjoys dancing in the moonlight. He's looking for a partner so he can enter a Ballroom Dance competition. 

Wednesday, June 12, 2013

Ozzie Venter Gigglepuss

Ozzie Venter Gigglepuss is not a happy camper. He worries too much and then his little remaining hair falls out. His dream is to own his own hotel where he would have a constant supply of guests to dine on.