Randell Jones

Randell Jones works at an ice cream store. Funny, he is lactose intolerant.

Whipple Poo Pete

Whipple Poo Pete is a delightful little guy. He's no bigger than a dust bunny from under your bed. He lives down there and is the main reason you are missing a certain sock. He eats them so there is no use saving the other sock. Just throw it away or give it to Whipple Poo Pete.

Harry Zisk

Harry Zisk lives down the Jersey Shore under the Boardwalk somewhere between Ocean Grove and Asbury Park. He loves to eat hot dogs with peanut butter. He's trying to quick smoking.

Pinky Pinkster

Pinky Pinkster operates the Bumper Car ride at Seaside Heights. Stop by and say hello but not before he's had his morning coffee.

Walter Ratherbone Kipperbeak

Walter Ratherbone Kipperbeak lives in a garbage bag out back. He is trying to get a job working at Disney World but we don't think that is going to work out for him.

John "Bobby" Jones

John "Bobby" Jones from all appearances is very happy. He works as the night guard in a local Walmark. He favorite food is chicken... usually with the feather attached.

Fuzzy Boy Banjo Jones

Fuzzy Boy Banjo Jones lives under my deck in Southampton, NY. He helps keep the local raccoon population at check. I don't know what he does with them and I don't want to.

Shawn Piddlepoop

Shawn Piddlepoop loves to smell feet so you'd think he would work at a shoe store. He doesn't. Go figure. He works in a Juice Bar but was found putting bugs into customers' orders. Yuck.

Mickey Stompanoodle

Mickey Stompanoodle is a hit man for the mob in Florida and sometimes works as a barber in Disney World. 

Roger Moo Moo Mau Mau

Roger Moo Moo Mau Mau wanders the back woods of Manorville eating ticks. He works as an office manager at an undisclosed company.

Roger Deemiter

Roger Deemiter loves to freeze birds on a stick and eat them in the summer sun.

Andy Boocarent

Andy Boocarent works in a clothing store on Main Street. His favorite time of day is sunset when he hunts for lost squirrels. You do not want to know what he does with them. But if you have to ask, he plays high stakes poker with them in Atlantic City.

Fortnoy Pomegranate

Fortnoy Pomegranate sleeps during the day and roams at night looking for stray cookies. He's not that scary but don't bump into him in the dark... he might bite your head off.

Clowny Dinkle Johnson

Clowny Dinkle Johnson works as a lawyer at Hinkle, Dickey, and Mooby down on 10th Street. He's very good at litigation but sometimes his looks get in the way.

Keifer McMurphy

Keifer McMurphy is a happy little fellow but at night he digs into dumpsters looking for stale donuts. He's from Hula-Hula Island and loves to read. He's available for parties. He has a killer magic act.

Dinky Pillbottom

Dinky Pillbottom lives in the pool house out back on the grounds of my home. I don't seem him very often. I think he's been working at a deli in town. He loves to fish and is good for keeping animals out of my pool.

Happy Macmore

Happy Macmore is a happy little fellow but he's often found digging the neighbors cereal boxes. He particularly enjoys Coco-Puffs.

Cody Klostrophobic

Cody Klostrophobic loves to dance and sing the Brady Bunch theme song over and over... all day long. ALL DAY LONG. He's very annoying.

Jarley Van Popplepop

Jarley Van Popplepop lives somewhere in Florida. He likes to eat alligators and has at least one every day. He enjoys a cup of coffee and works as a night watchman at Disney World. 

Grimpy Pinkmore

Grimpy Pinkmore

Mr. Pinkmore owns and operates a cruise ship. Trust us, the food is terrible and the slot machines are fixed.