Johnny Van Popple

Johnny Van Popple

Johnny loves to eat strawberry banana ice cream. Don't let him fool you, he is a clever one and will steal,your socks when you are not looking. You have been warned.

he also buries the socks in his back yard. He has a lot of them.

Sticky Hendlemuffin

Sticky Hendlemuffin

Thin and in a perpetually bad mood. He has terrible breath.

Sunny Brightwater

Sunny Brightwater

He loves the beach and sits in the sun all day.

Randell BoyBoy Ticketmoor

Randell BoyBoy Ticketmoor

A happy little guy most of the time until you cross him and he'll chew off your head with very sharp teeth. Best to stay away, period.

Punkwater Crybaby

Punkwater Crybaby

Like his name implies, he cries a lot.

Jimmy the Popperwald

Jimmy the Popperwald

Jimmy is a delightful fellow. He lobes to play the slots, but loses at cards. 

Petey Eveningstar

Petey Eveningstar

Not much is know about Mr. Eveningstar other than the fact he likes cupcakes.

Roger Thudmuckler

Roger Thudmuckler

Roger is a door to door salesman. He sells Do It Yourself Nose Job Kits.

he has sold quite a few.

Nick Karpol

Nick Karpol 

Not much is known about Nick. He was found living under a sink in Hoboken last year.

Farky McButtbutter

Farky McButtbutter

A delightful fellow, friendly, polite, and caring. He cheats at board games, however.

Pinky Dewdoodle

Pinky Dewdoodle

Pinky loves to love...he smothers you to death. Enough said.

Nickey Harkbruckner

Nickey Harkbruckner

Film producer, fisherman, and all around moron. Not too bright, his feet smell, and so does his breath. He doesn't have many friends.

His most recent film was the much derided "Smell the Dead Roses." Even so, he loaded and considered a good catch.

Gimpy Dill Parkerstern

Gimpy Dill Parkerstern

Gimpy loves to shop, is a great mind reader, and can time travel.

Madison Muckrucker

Madison Muckrucker

Madison is blue, but not defeated. He loves to sing and dance. He enjoys playing cards but has trouble with it on account of having no hands.

Stinky Funkmuster

Stinky Funkmuster

He is very friendly but don't cross him or he'll eat you whole.

Angelo Gardenerbaumberg Fauntlarow

Angelo Gardenerbaumberg Fauntlarow

Angelo is a fine fellow. He loves to Play golf with... Meatballs.

He also dines on bugs and pasta dipped in car oil.

Derkry Van Pooplelove

Derkry Van Pooplelove

  

Derkey was fairly nice until he won the lottery in Kansas. He loves too cook, but mostly humans, so it is not advised to accept any dinner invitations.